05.21.08
Hillary Clinton for President…
…because she’s the best candidate. She understands the process, and has earned an ability to lead. Don’t let the media’s slant contort the reality.
Despite the gung-ho enthusiasm of her Democratic opponent’s loosey-goosey “Hopeful!” types, he simply isn’t ready to walk his talk; this is obvious to anybody with eyes, ears and a brain. (In four or eight years, maybe.)
The Republican option, meanwhile, is purely ghastly.
I repeat with sincerity: Hillary Clinton for President.
Incidentally, I’m still in Cannes, and it’s fun. More fun than you’re having, ha-ha. Yesterday, while Harrison Ford was stoned off his ass, I accidentally boinked Calista Flockhart (it was her idea). I said, “Calista, honey, you’re that old guy’s arm candy, and I don’t even watch TV; I really don’t care who you are.” But she insisted. It reminded me of what Vonnegut said, during his boinking-everybody-at-first-blush-of-fame phase: He equated boinking modelesque women with “sleeping with a racing bicycle.”
My own Tour de France, yo.
Anyway, it won’t happen again, um, Crystal Skull is really good (Stoner Skull, more like), and I’ll post up the recent daily reports as soon as they’re fully baked.